1. inirrelevance:

    nutbustercumblast:

    lowwbloods:

    lowwbloods:

    lowwbloods:

    according 2 tumblr all straight white males are evil
    u kno whos straight and white? ur precious fucking sam and dean or bennydick cumbercube or fucking doctor when
    theyre straight
    theyre white
    theyre males
    are they all evil, too??? hmm???????????????

    i lost like thirteen followers and i still will never regret this. 

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    GUYS OH MY GOD

    WOWWWWWWW OH MY GOD

    Tumblr admins should read every anon a user sends and ban users for this stuff

    Lmao

    (via adeledazeeb)

     

  2. glossery:

    need to get rid of a boner FAST? cut your dick off

    (via where-is-charles-lee)

     
  3. souperball:

    Then finish it, cuz i’m with you til the end of the line. 

    @

    (via where-is-charles-lee)

     
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  5. methvevo:

    should i message them again or am i just being really clingy and annoying: a life story by me

    (Source: fajitastic, via dancybutt)

     
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  8. deersatan:

    accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback

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    (Source: asterkid, via dancybutt)

     

  9. cuntphrase:

    unpopularqueen:

    I LITERALLY STRUGGLE TO BELIEVE THAT SOME PEOPLE HAVNT TRIED TIM TAMS, VEGEMITE, FAIRY BREAD, WIZZ FIZZ, CHICOS, MINTIES AND CARAMELLO KOALAS
    U R MISSING SK MUCH

    are those street names for drugs

    (via dancybutt)

     

  10. chespin:

    send this to ur crush with no context

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    (via dancybutt)

     

  11. pastelle-prince:

    seriously though, list of fucking awful trends in the gay male community:

    • "sassy black woman" voice
    • t-slurs everywhere and rampant transphobia
    • talking down to women/harassing them because “it’s ok i’m gay lol”
    • transphobia towards trans men (ew, vaginas!!!)
    • misogyny towards cis women (more ew, vaginas!!!!)
    • "gay is the new black" (says white gay men)

    like can we just address

    The amount of times i’ve had my ass grabbed in gay bars by men is literally ridiculous it isn’t automatically ok bc u don’t wanna put ur dick in me like srsly STOP

    (via dancybutt)

     
  12. ejacutastic:

    well would you look at that

    (Source: 103312, via oswaldz)

     

  13. "So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed to be in the ocean?” and the whale says “Yes."
    — A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via wickedpedia)

    (Source: loh-lee-tah, via condoleezzaricearoni)

     
  14. James Buchanan “Bucky” Barnes

    Oh my god he’s so hot I am UPSET

    (Source: wntersoldler, via murphels)

     

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